Sydney’s most stupendous party monsters TOTALLY UNICORN are back, ready to rip y’all some new ones with their blistering new single ‘Customer Service Station’. Today they’re going to whet your whistle with a blockbuster new video and some tasty tour dates.

Totally Unicorn have built an unassailable reputation for being masters of metalcore, as the go-to party act to book when you want your party to get wild and real weird. Whilst this formula clearly works for them, on their forthcoming LP (more on that later) we’ll get a bit more of light and shade. But by no means will these lads be staying sober and clothed 100% of the time. Don’t be ridiculous.

With that in mind: do yourself a favour and watch the video for ‘Customer Service Station’ right this minute. Premiered last night on triple j’s Short Fast Loud, the vid is an aeronautical misadventure like absolutely no other, and possibly only just scrapes in as ‘safe for work’ thanks for an artfully placed (and very large) black box. Dive into a visceral riff-fest…


The band copped attention recently for the cheeky tribute to national treasure Courtney Barnett that graces the cover to their forthcoming Record Store Day 7″ release.

Did we mention y’all can lap up this noisey goodness via your earholes live soon? Well, Totally Unicorn hit the road on their terrifically-titled ‘Top Gut’ Tour launch this bad boy through May. Joined by equally bad boys Batpiss and The Pinheads. Good times ahoy.

With guests Batpiss & The Pinheads
All Tickets On Sale Now

Saturday May 7 – Yah Yah’s, Melbourne
Tix available HEREFriday May 13 – Oxford Art Factory, Sydney
Tix available HERE

Saturday May 14 – Crowbar, Brisbane
Tix available HERE


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